Mudder this is my Y U NO BRING TREATS face! I'm too stinking cute for this nonsense!
STOP STOP STOP! I must smell this strange new material before you place it on my back. I shall smell it INTENSELY and SEVERAL TIMES.
This smells like sheeeeeeeep. No wonder you could never go vegan Mudder. Ooooh, wait, my back LOVES this sheep stuff. NEED DIS.
That Micklem bridle that I would LOVE to write a review on if we did more work in it. I swear to you guys, when I can work more in it, then I'll tell ya how I like it. I do like it, but I can't say I can be too accurate right now.
Mudder this is my SEXY look. Victoria's Secret is always looking for models. I THINK IT SHOULD BE CALLED GRETA'S SECRET FROM. NOW. ON.
(my ears weren't pinned, I had just finished shaking a fly off my head. I don't get foodles for my noodles if I'm mean about it)